I can't be out having fun all the time so what do I do in my spare time at home? Eat cheese and not clean my house of course!
You'd think that living alone would mean I could keep my house pretty clean, but surprisingly I can't. I spend all my time eating cheese... and then frantically cleaning the house right before someone comes to stay with me. That usually means transferring the piles of stuff that are on my table and counters in my bedroom. After a few months of this my room has started to look less like a bedroom and more like a storage unit...after a tornado. Even so, after everyone leaves I always manage to find something unusually gross that makes me embarrassed and wonder if anyone else saw. Usually it's something from the cats like a giant hairball/tumbleweed. Yesterday it was this: Can you even tell what it is? This is my kitchen window where my black cat Bentley sits and looks out every afternoon. He's got a wet puppy like nose that makes these cute little prints when he presses it up against the glass.Cute...yes. But it's still cat snot and I'm embarrassed I forgot to wash it off. Hopefully no one else saw it.